Thursday, January 7, 2010

ROFL and L4D2

HAHAHAHAHA I love Beyonce and I respect Lady Gaga but this video is funny as hell!!!



PS: Here's conversations one can have with their friends while playing L4D2 (Left 4 Dead 2):

CONVERSATION 1:

Thana: Alright, I'll follow you out to get a weapon. Everyone else stay in the van.
Me: Okay got it.
Prabs: Guys faster follow me out!!!
Thana: What the!?!
Me: Prabs get back in!
Prabs: I can't! I injected adrenaline into myself! I have to run!
(Hence follows the one time in my life that I enter a nest full of zombies without a gun.)

CONVERSATION 2:

Naathan: Guys help! (A Charger's pounding on him.)
Me: Relax I've got you. (Saves Naathan and instantly...)
Naathan: Guys Help!!! (A Smoker's got him by the throat.)
Me: I've got you! (Runs like crazy and saves his butt again...and then...)
Naathan: GUYS HELP!!! (A Jockey's jumped on him dragging him away.)
Me: What the... (Runs after him and rescues him a third time...and then...yes you guessed...)
Naathan: AAHHHHHHHH!!! (A Hunter's clawing at him now.)
Me: (Shoots and walks away.)

CONVERSATION 3:
Prabs: Guys help! Jockey!!! (She's being dragged into a maze.)
Me: I'm coming Prabs!!!
Thana: Help! Charger!!!
Me: Where's Shanty!?! (Shanty watches Thana die.)

CONVERSATION 4:
Yoga: Get into the safe room! Get in! Get in!
(So I rush in)
Praven: Help me up! Help me up!
(So I run out)
Yoga: Get in! Get in!
(So I run in. I look across the street and see a smoker. I slam the door shut.)
Yoga: Bitch! Open the door!
Me: SORRY!!!

CONVERSATION 5:
Thana: Just run! Just run! Just run!
Prabs: The safe house is there!
Thana: Go! Go! Go!
Me: Where's Shanty!?!

CONVERSATION 6:
Yoga: Stay in the corner! Don't go anywhere else!
Me: Okay.
Prabs: Got it.
Colin: I'll heal anyone who needs it.
Yoga: Alright ready people. Here comes the horde.
(10 seconds later and we're all on the floor)
Prabs: Which idiot placed the gas can right beside us!?!
(silence)
Colin: I can't heal you'll.
Me: Ya think...

CONVERSATION 6:

(There's a huge zombie horde around us.)
Colin: Ravin! Give me your medic pack!I need to heal!
Ravin: (obviously frustrated) Come ah! I'll heal you with my bullets!!! (obviously)

CONVERSATION 7:
Colin: Hey don't worry, I'll heal you.
(10 minutes later)
*Colin Ethan killed Killer (that's me)*
Me: Jackass.

CONVERSATION 8:
(A jockey jumps on Ravin's head.)
Ravin: Saras get off me! Somebody get Saras off me!!!
Me: Dude! I'm not even in your game.

CONVERSATION 9:
Me: Naathan get down from there!
Naathan: (standing atop a truck with an awesome gun perched on a stand.) No! This gun is cool!
Prabs: Guys let's move!
Ravin: Yeah!
(Prabs and Ravin run off to the left of the bridge.)
Me: (Through gritted teeth.) Naathan get down!!! Now!!!
Naathan: This gun was put here for a reason!!!
(Prabs and Ravin run by.)
Prabs: Wrong way.
Ravin: To the right!
Me: Get down!
Naathan: GUN!!!

CONVERSATION 10:
Me: Shit! Shit! Shit! Where are all of you'll???
(No response)
(Zombies pour through the door.)
Me: Shit.
Prabs: We're here in the room!
Naathan: I'm healing myself.
(More zombies pour through. A charger dashes in.)
Me: Damn it! (Throws a pipe bomb into a room.)
(explosion)
Me: Guys where are you?
Prabs: Which idiot threw the pipe bomb into the room we're in?
Naathan: Bloody hell I just healed myself.
Me: (walks away)

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