Husband for Sale

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Mumbai, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.


Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!


There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.


There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband...


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

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The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.

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The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.


" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"

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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

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Floor 6 - You are visitor 5,363,013 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.


Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Ladies...You may ask me what the hell are you doing woman!?! You're one of the female species! You're supposed to support us not put up articles of jokes that cast us in a humorous light.

But let's admit it. We are picky. I'm picky. But guys are as well. Just in different ways. Let's see for the guys, these would be the Floors....

Floor 1: These women have jobs and love soccer.

Floor 2: These women have jobs, love soccer and don't want to have kids.

Floor 3: These women have jobs, love soccer, don't want to have kids and are gorgeous.

Floor 4: These women have jobs, love soccer, don't want to have kids, are gorgeous and do ALL the housework.

Floor 5: These women have jobs, love soccer, don't want to have kids, are drop dead hot (preferably a cross between Angelina Jolie and Beyonce) , do ALL the housework and don't expect you to remember the two of your anniversaries.

Floor 6: Yeah...dream on.

Ah yes...It's good to be a feminist.