*****INTRODUCING*****...my sister....

(before I begin, I realised that the date of the previous post is stated as 12 Feb....it should be 14 Feb...just thought you should know...)

Right then...on to my next post....(cues drumming)....

PRESENTING.......

MY SISTER...LEAD ACTRESS OF THE 'CINDERELLA REVAMPED' MUSICAL, BANE OF MY EXISTANCE, MY OTHER HALF (or so most say), THE ONE BORN 9 DAYS BEFORE MY FIRST BIRTHDAY, THE GIRL WITH BLACK HAIR, THE GIRL WHO HAS A ROOM DECORATED THAT IS FIT FOR ROYALTY, THE GIRL who is currently talking on the phone....

So much for an introduction. I dedicate one whole post to her and she is blabbing away on the phone...hold for a minute as I call her over to say a few words....

(a minute passes)

Mission failed. She's busy baking an oreo cheesecake....what the hell am I going to talk about now? The title says my sister and here I am without my interviewee...or....


(FAKE INTERVIEW 1)

Me: Hey sis, watcha doing?
Sis: Nothing much other than saving the world.
Me: Ohhhh....from what?
Sis: From the evil clutches of the sinister jelly belly.
Me: So how do you intend to defeat this EVIL jelly belly.
Sis: With a clever plan ofcourse...
Me: And what may that plan be?
Sis: I intend on usin my powerful donkey kong manuver.
Me: Ohhhh interesting...so how does one perform the donkey kong manuver?

(okay I'm going to stop here because I think I sound like an half-wit in this interview and my sister being a superhero is so not going to work out....hmmmm...maybe if she were a....)


(FAKE INTERVIEW 2)

Me: Hey Mdm President Sis, watcha doing?
Sis: GET OUT OF MY OVAL OFFICE!!! YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR FEET!!!

(end of interview....my sister did always make me wash my feet before entering her room.....well that didn't work out....how about if she were a...)


(FAKE INTERVIEW 3)

Me: Hey Sis, watcha doing?
(silence)
Me: Sis?
(silence)
Me: Sis?
Sis: SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE!

(heh heh heh....)
(ok...she's finally free. While she bakes the oreo cheesecake, I'm going to ask her the questions.)

(THE REAL INTERVIEW)

Me: Hey sis, what's your favourite colour?
Sis: Blue, red and purple
Me: Really?
Sis: Yeah and purple at times.
Me: Hmmm interesting and what is your favourite cartoon character:
Sis: Um...Bubbles.
Me: Why?
Sis:Oi! If you ask me what's my favourite princes than I can answer that.
Me: Okay...so what is your favourite princess?
Sis: Jasmine and Ariel.
Me: Why?
Sis: Well Ariel is the smartest. And Jasmine because....how do I put this....she's the brave one...
Me: Hmmm....So what do you think about Cinderella?
Sis: Stupid.
Me: What's your favourite country?
Sis: Mauritus. ( I shall go check on the spelling as soon as I can...)
Me: Your favourite cake?
Sis: Nah! Brownies are my choice.
Me: Okay I'm going to say one word and you just tell me the first thing that pops into your mind.
Sis: Okay.
Me: Purple.
Sis: what the hell! Start again! Again! Give me another colour.
Me: Fine. Ready?
Sis: Mmm.
Me: Blue.
Sis: You.( i wonder whether the colour of my skin is blue at this point in time)
Me: Teddy Bear.
Sis: (with no hesitation at all) Nathan.
Me: Chocolates.
Sis: Indulgence. (I actually thought she was going to say fats.)
Me: Money.
Sis: Barney?
Me: No! Money.
Sis: Dad.
Me: Sleeping.
Sis: (stares at me weirdly)...ah....nothing.
Me: Ocean.
Sis: Batam.
Me: What the hell?
Sis: Why? okay yeah! actually it's quite a stupid answer. How about Mauritius?
Me: (rolls eyes and decides to carry on) Jelly Belly.
Sis: (laughs and then stares) Issac.

(I'm ending the interview here cause I need to leave to buy my brother his birthday present! Yup his birthday is today!!! 16th of February!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING BROTHER FROM YOUR TWO SISTERS OF WHOM ONE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE ALREADY....got to go....maybe next time, I'll interview my bro...we'll see....till next time : ) )